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My Imaginary Well-dressed Toddler Daughter

The best Pinterest feed ever:

My Imaginary Well-Dressed Toddler Daughter

It’s a bunch of pictures of well-dressed little kids being mocked with classiest jokes purportedly from a young girl named Quinoa. Examples:


“Mommy, tell me the story of Brooke Shields’ early career again while we walk in the sand.” – Quinoa


While Chevron with her unfortunate perm and Barcelona with her exceptional perm dug through Chevron’s handbag for some goldfish crackers, Quinoa couldn’t help but wonder about the random injustices in life.



One time when Quinoa and I got separated in a busy train station, she thankfully remembered our safety training: stay in one place, look spectacular, and don’t talk to poor people.


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